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How
does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.
What
is the title of Michael Jackson's New Book?
"Penetrating the Secrets of Children".
When
Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Tricycles.
Why
did Michael Jackson rush to the discount store?
The
ad said: "Boys' pants, half-off!"
Why
is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses.
What
time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What
do Michael Jackson and a jockey both ride?
Three year olds.
What
is the worst stain on a small boy's underwear?
Michael Jackson's rouge.
Why
does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of
his little friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
What
did the male sunbather shout at Michael Jackson?
Get out of my son!
What
is Michael Jackson’s ideal a perfect 10?
Two five year olds.
Why
did Michael Jackson want his own boy?
The rent is $2,000,000 each.
What
repulsive thing can be found in a baby diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's
black, has a strong odor, and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why
did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
He was seen with a little squirt in his mouth.
Why
were Michael Jackson's pants so small?
They belonged to somebody else.
What
caused Michael Jackson’s problem?
He felt little Randy.
Why
does Michael Jackson relate so well to children?
He knows how they feel.
What
did Michael Jackson exclaim when he say he returned from the health
spa?
I
feel like a new boy.
Where
does Michael Jackson look for dates?
Boys 'R Us.
Why
does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation?
He has licked every kid possible.
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