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In The Court
Things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q:
This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
Q:
All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q:
How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q:
What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
that morning?
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q:
And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q:
Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well I can see pretty well I think.
Q:
Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for
it.
Q:
Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q:
Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue
lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q:
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q:
The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q:
Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:
Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q:
Did he kill you?
Q:
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q:
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q:
How many times have you committed suicide?
Q:
So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q:
She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q:
You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?
Q:
Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't
you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q:
How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q:
Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
Q:
Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q:
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q:
Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
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