 TAX
JOKES
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Dear
Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed
you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I
owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article
from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein
you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50
per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I
am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six
(6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing
my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please
apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively
by sending them one (1) 1.5 " Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned
article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00
each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed
for your convenience.
It
has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A
Satisfied Taxpayer
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