There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.


There once was a girl called jane
Who thought she had a really big brain
She thought she was cool
Standing in a puddle of drool.


There once was a boy named Dan,
who wanted to fry in a pan.
He tried and he tried,
and eventually died,
that weird little boy named Dan.


There once were the three amigos.
All the three amigos had afros.
One day they got in a fight with the three musketeers.
Soon the battle was settled over some beers.
They became friends and ate some bongos.


There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true.


There was once a smelly Queen
Who was just naturally mean
Back in those days, they never took baths
In which they had to face terrible wraths:
They all smelled like rotton beans.


There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it's just how i feared!-
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.


Once i visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance,
I twirled,
And i swirled,
And then i lost my pants.


There once was a child in spain
Who loved to play in the rain
One day he tripped
And broke his hip
Now he is in serious pain.


There was an old lady named Crockett,
who went to plug in a socket,
she opened the door,
then fell through the floor,
and came roaring back down like a rocket!


There was once a man from space
Who decided to run in a race
He tripped on a stone
Ran all the way home
That funny old man from space.


There once was a dog named Jerm
who liked to slurp up worms.
He got sick to his stomach
and began to vomit
and now Jerm no longer eats worms.

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