 FATHER'S
DAY JOKES
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One
evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the
table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're
the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said
yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put
you in charge, right?"
What
did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
How
many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My
Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always
Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do
fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Knock
knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!
One
student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.
Didn't
realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received
the following note:
"Dear
Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we
were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family
troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going
to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads
for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll
bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those
months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how
to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope,"
comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all
these years."
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My
dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes,"
said the Navy brat.
"My
dad has built them."
Then
the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
"Yes."
"It's
my dad who's killed it!"
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