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Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.

Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.

Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. Why did God create blondes?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. Neither could the blondes.

Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.

Q. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q. What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A. Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q. What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A. A blond doing cartwheels.

Q. What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A. They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

 Q. Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A. She missed the Earth!

Q. Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A. She blew it both times!

Q. How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q. What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A. All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A. About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q. What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.

Q. Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.

Q. How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A. One.

Q. What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagen?
A. Far-from-thinkin.

Q. Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A. Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1. The Blonde!
A2. The other guys waiting their turn.

Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A. 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A. "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. What's a blonds' favorite rock group?
A. Air Supply.

Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.

Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them.

Q. Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

Q. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!

Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A. Because she got an F in sex.

Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.

Q. Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A. They can't keep their calves together!

Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.

Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A. "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"