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STICKERS
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Our funny bumper stickers are absolutely hilarious. Seeing
any of these bumper stickers on the car in front of you could only
have you laughing before you know it. Nothing like a good bumper
sticker eh? |
My
karma ran over your dogma.
I
brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A
fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm
not driving fast-just flying low.
Help
starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My
other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer
Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I
is a college student."
If
you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Gravity-
It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why
be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life
is too complicated in the morning.
All
I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not
getting it done.
The
Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody's
perfect. I'm a Nobody.
My
wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm
going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
Ask
me about my vow of silence.
Today's
subliminal message is: ( )
I
love animals, they taste great.
EARTH
FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very
funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends
help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The
gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make
it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He
who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give
me ambiguity or give me something else.
A
flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery:
A tax on people who are bad at math.
Sometimes
I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the
fuck out!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Born free... taxed to death.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!
Don't blame me! I didn't vote!
Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be
seen with em!
If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.
Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your
drink.
My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!
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